Blow Me I'm German

Although I'm third-generation German, technically I'm part Irish, too. That part of me says, "Irish I was drinking right about now."

What about you, sexy reader? You must be Irish, because my dick is Dublin.

Try that classy pickup line when you're shitfaced on green beer tonight. It works like magic. Crass and highbrow at the same time. Blow me I'm German is already taken. Totally original and all mine.

Meanwhile, I know there are a lot of doubters out there, so here's proof that leprechauns really do exist. The news does not lie.