Jizz Grenade

Man arrested for jerking off and throwing his load at some lady in Target. I will never be able to look at that bullseyes logo the same way. Ready, aim, fire!

This also gives new meaning to "clean up on isle three." I guess he wasn't anywhere near the linens section at the time.

25-year-old Ricardo Jose Faulk turned himself into police after he was accused of masturbating in a Clackamas, Orgeon Target and throwing his seed on a customer. She immediately noticed hot jizz on her leg and went to security. Ricardo turned himself in after he learned police were looking for him. He was charged with misdemeanor harassment and later released.

I don't know what the hell she's complaining about. He was polite enough not to dump a load on her face. That's a gentleman.



Thanks Michael K for this heartwarming story!