"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." WES FERGUSON.com: Logo Checkpoint

Friday, March 28, 2008

Logo Checkpoint

Kids -- Now you can have all the excitement of passing through airport security, right in your own home!

There was always one boring ass kid on the block who had the lamest toys. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. Nobody ever wanted to go over and play with them.

They had all the secondary Star Wars characters but none of the main heroes or villains. They invited you over to play with their fisher-price dental kit. They were stoked when their dad handed down his collection of unopened Love Boat figures. When you went over to play super-heroes, they had the Beach Spider-Man doll. It was the fucking Land of Misfit Toys at that kid's house.

This is a toy for that child.

2 comments:

Sean said...

what about the paparazzi play set?


http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/paparazzi-play-set.jpg

Now your kid can get the latest scoop on the new Paris crotch shot!

Fergie said...

two thoughts on that:

1) fuckin' sweet
2) hell in a handbasket