Over The Hills

I've honestly never seen a full episode of 'The Hills.'

My remote-finger gets itchy after about a minute, regardless of the programming, unless it's 'Simpsons' or hardcore gay porn.

To me, the show is just a bunch of catty bitches exemplifying a negative stereotype of women; I deal with that enough in real life.

Obviously there's something I'm missing, an element of this docudrama that escapes me. After over-night sensationing into the most popular MTV show since they stopped playing videos, three years later Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and their gang of drama queens are more popular than ever.

But do you know what would be even better? Old people.