Today is my birthday
It's the day I was born
I'm going to sit on the couch
Drink beer and watch porn
The following is a predicted progression of how my day will go: 
Monday, April 7, 2008
Obligatory Birthday Post
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Happy Birthday! I would send you a card, but you know, that would be sort of stalkerish of me, and quite honestly, letting people know how creepy I really am is something I try to keep under wraps.
Have fun getting pissed and watching porn! You should try to get laid.. you'd be surprised how easy the "It's my birthday" line works..
Hey Sean, it's my birthday.
Oh really? *pants drop*
See?
Well that's a mighty big...
tease.
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