I ate a shitload of peanut butter last night.
Straight out of the jar, with a spoon. It was my dinner!
And when I say a shitload, I honestly mean just that. Today my butt is manufacturing creamy peanut butter poo. That's exactly what it looks like.
The thing is, I only ever eat crunchy peanut butter. It’s like a mini refinery back there!
I know. Gross. But thank God. Crunchy poo would hurt like hell.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Peanut Butter Poo
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You know, I think you're the only person who can write a blog about poop and not gross me out beyond all recognition.
When I drink coffee that has too much sugar in it, my pee smells like sugar crisp cereal.
You know, since we're sharing.
Sharing is caring!
LOL. I once had an older blog, and I blogged about Sonic's Ocean Water turning my poo blue. It was magical. ;)
Joie
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